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Horrible Suggestions Adult 12 Days of Christmas

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Horrible Suggestions Adult 12 Days of ChristmasCountdown the 12 days of Christmas with this somewhat inappropriate scratch off calendar! FOR ADULTS ONLY: one horrible suggestion per day for 12 days, or scratch them off all at once. 8x10" size; hole punched at top for hanging, cello sleeved. Think Advent calendar, but for 12 days. Under the scratch offs (only look if you don't want to be surprised!): Get yourself added to some naughty lists. Start asking kids for proof that Santa is real.

Countdown the 12 days of Christmas with this somewhat inappropriate scratch-off calendar! FOR ADULTS ONLY: one horrible suggestion per day for 12 days, or scratch them off all at once. 8x10" size; hole-punched at top for hanging, cello-sleeved. Think Advent calendar, but for 12 days.

Under the scratch-offs (only look if you don't want to be surprised!):
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- Get yourself added to some naughty lists.
- Start asking kids for proof that Santa is real.
- Compliment a neighbor on their new bulbs.
- At the gym, call everyone working out an ugly sweater.
- Put that “ho” in holiday!
- Kick off a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays debate for fun.
- Santa Practice! Grab that list, find an old man’s lap, & prove how good you’ve been.
- Order take-out! Make sure to request it be gift-wrapped.
- Self on the Elf.
- Better climb into that chimney to make sure Santa will fit.
- See how many times you can jingle it all the way.
- Act out Jesus’ birth.

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Lizzie's Mom
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Very sturdy for an aggressive chewer
Color: Green, Size: Large(50-90 lbs)
I was so surprised that this has lasted so long for my Black lab, who is an aggressive chewer. It is his all-time favorite toy. He chews it many times every day and the squeaker still works!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
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Homeschooling Mom
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
I FINALLY GOT AN INDESTRUCTIBLE TOY!!! Yes!
Color: Green, Size: Large(50-90 lbs), Color: Green, Size: Large(50-90 lbs)
This one is TRULY indestructible! I’ve been purchasing one after another trying to find something that she cannot break in 5 mins. Everything I’ve ordered (until this one) has been SHREDDED in 3-10 minutes! It’s TRUE RUBBER! I’m so happy with my purchase! See the picture below- we’ve had it for a couple months now and she has barely chewed off just a few small nubs! Which she’s proud of 😆 If you truly want a challenge for your CRAZY DOG- you will love this squeaker!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
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Millie
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Rough and tough chew toy
Color: Azure, Size: Large(50-90 lbs)
This is a thick and heavy duty toy to stand up to medium to large dogs who are heavy chewers. And the rough textures really encourages my dog and it is the perfect size to throw and play fetch. Very sturdy…I bought around Christmas and it’s almost may and she hasn’t destroyed it yet!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
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Cindy Tuttle
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 4
Very sturdy and strong toy
Color: Green, Size: Large(50-90 lbs)
This keeps my dog busy. He has a blast with it. It is a little bit big for his mouth, but he still seems to have fun with it. My dog is German Shepherd and Australian Shepherd.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2026
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Andrew Georgen
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Awesome squeaker toy!
Color: Green, Size: Large(50-90 lbs)
Noise level is expected. It’s a squeak toy. If you get annoyed by your dog having fun, get outta here. It’s a bigger toy so I don’t worry about choking. It’s bouncy and a tough material for our tough chewer. Color is whatever! Great toy.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026

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