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The Hypochondriac's Guide to Life. and Death.When every hiccup sounds like the call of doom, each stomach pang hints at incipient cancer, and a headache means it's time to firm up your last will and testament, The Hypochondriac's Guide to Life. And Death. provides just the relief you need. Gene Weingarten has spent his whole life immersed in the eclectic details of bizarre symptoms, self diagnosing every minor ache as a potentially deadly disease. Weingarten examines: The mind of a hypochondriac
When every hiccup sounds like the call of doom, each stomach pang hints at incipient cancer, and a headache means it's time to firm up your last will and testament, The Hypochondriac's Guide to Life. And Death. provides just the relief you need. Gene Weingarten has spent his whole life immersed in the eclectic details of bizarre symptoms, self-diagnosing every minor ache as a potentially deadly disease. Weingarten examines:- The mind of a hypochondriac
- How your doctor can kill you
- Ulcers and other visceral fears
- The snaps, crackles, and pops of your body that spell disaster
- Things that can take an eye out
- Interpreting DocSpeak
Blending the neurotic anxieties of Woody Allen, the folksiness of Garrison Keillor, and the absurdist vision of Dave Barry, Gene Weingarten conjures up a hilarious prescription for the hypochondriac that lurks inside all of us.
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Published: 06/12/2001
ISBN: 9780684856483
Pages: 208
Weight: 0.58lbs
Size: 9.20h x 5.40w x 0.48d
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★★★★★ 3
Came apart.
Color: Cherries
We were playing with it and the green part pulled off of the red part. I'm pretty sure that is not supposed to happen. I took the green part away from the dog because that part is too small for my pup to play with. But we continue to play with the red part. My dog likes the texture and the bounciness.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Caution - handle comes off!
Color: Cherries
I really liked this toy when I opened package--our dog liked as well! Until a short time ago when I saw her chewing on the green "stem"! The stem had come apart from the main cherries. This is a small enough part that I think she or any bigger dog could choke on. Our dog is a small lab. Would not recommend buying.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Sturdy
Color: Bear
Good for dogs that like to chew. Smells like blue raspberry and I was not expecting that
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dog toy
Mammoth Flossy Chews 100 Percent Natural Cotton Rope Dog Toy is an absolute hit with my furry friend! The premium quality, natural cotton rope construction ensures durability and safety for hours of interactive play. The white knot design adds an extra element of fun and intrigue, perfect for tug-of-war sessions or solo chewing. Despite its sturdy build, it's gentle on my dog's teeth and gums. Plus, the mini 6" size is ideal for small dogs, providing them with a satisfying chewing experience. Overall, Mammoth Flossy Chews earns a solid 5-star rating for its quality, durability, and entertainment value for my pup!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Great for chewing and fetching
Size: Small (9 in), Style: 2 Knot Rope Bone, Size: Small (9 in), Style: 2 Knot Rope Bone
My puppy was chewing everything and this satisfied her urge to chew. As a bonus she also loves playing fetch with it. The rope is about 8 inches long overall, but only about 3 inches from the insides of one knot to the inside of the other knot. This is great for a puppy or small dog. My puppy loves to chew on this rope, especially at the knots. When we first got this rope we could play tug of war with it, but as she has grown, we eventually needed a longer rope for safety playing tug of war so my hands don’t get too close to her mouth. We have had this one for about 3 months and it is holding up really well. It has survived the washing machine nicely. My puppy is a chihuahua mix and is currently 7 months old and about 10 pounds. She is probably an average chewer. Definitely not a dog that destroys a toy in a day.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 19, 2024