Pay in installments of $19.75 with
,
and
Shipping Estimate
USA
- USA
- CAN
- USA
- CAN
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 25 - Jul 30
For Your Every Summer RSVP, with Code: SUMMER15
Description
ME YOU US Ultra Cock 8 Realistic Squirting DildoThe Me You Us Ultracock Realistic Squirting Dildo looks just like the real thing! Featuring a lengthy 8 inches, the realistic tip of this dong will squirt to mimic the look of an orgasm. Whether youb re someone that wants to take on the role of a penis owner and end your sexual experience with a climatic orgasm, or your exploring watersports, this versatile dildo can do it all. Its texture is flexible and firm to allow for deep penetration and its
The Me You Us Ultracock Realistic Squirting Dildo looks just like the real thing! Featuring a lengthy 8 inches, the realistic tip of this dong will squirt to mimic the look of an orgasm. Whether youb re someone that wants to take on the role of a penis owner and end your sexual experience with a climatic orgasm, or your exploring watersports, this versatile dildo can do it all. Its texture is flexible and firm to allow for deep penetration and its flared base makes it compatible with a harness or it can be used hands-free on a flat surface. An easy-to-use syringe is included so that you may fill the dong with the fluid of your choice for the ultimate realistic hookup.Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
- Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
4.5 ★★★★★
Based on 10 reviews
Sort
Product Reviews
★★★★★ 2
Good for a laugh at least and a messy kitchen
Color: black
While design, quality, and ease of cleaning are great!! These are not for highly food motivated dogs and puppies.
My senior dog (100lbs) took a couple licks, he immediately proceeded to pick it up as one unit and carry it to his bed where immediately tore it apart to get to the good stuff. ~ I will say that it is durable and did not fall apart as he carried it.
My 7mo old puppy (60lbs) was intrigued and quickly impatient and was able to flip it over and while this only made a little pumpkiny mess, what he did next was hysterical! He picked it up on the edge and threw up in the air and the mess surprised even him but only for a moment. He promptly did it again and on the third time he was able to break the top loose from the bottom and quickly cleaned up the toy and the mess on my kitchen floor and cupboards.
Fair warning for those with energetically food motivated labs!! These have since been donated to local shelter with the same warning.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great for dogs
Color: blue
My dog is obsessed with this! I put plain yogurt thinned with homemade broth in it and he’s entertained for a good 15 minutes, as well as being fairly calm afterward.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good for Chewers
Theme: Football, Size: Large
Dogs love it, they been chewing on it and it's like new. Also I put treats inside and they really like that. I have a small pit mix and a puppy shepherd husky mutt. They play tug of war with it and it's holding up really good.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great inside toy
Theme: Football, Size: Large
Our Rottie loves these! I wanted something like the Jolly Ball but that is soft for inside the house. She's had a lot of fun with this, picking it up, tossing it, playing soccer, etc.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2026
★★★★★ 5
A BIG hit with my BIG dog!
Theme: Football, Size: Large
My Great Dane/Boxer mix LOVES this toy. She is over 100 lbs and very strong. She got a hold of my son's real football last year and after she made the initial holes and deflated it we just let her have it. She completely ripped it to shreds in about 7 months but had such a blast tossing it around and galloping around the yard with it, I knew I had to replace it with something of the same shape but hopefully more durable. This is it! She really adores this. We play catch and tug with it and it seems like it's going to last a really long time. The rubber is flexible but strong. I'll try to get a picture of her with it and load it. I highly recommend this toy. We ordered the Large size, by the way. :-)
2-6-2015 - Update: I am just now ordering a new one. For nearly 4 years, the old one has been kept outside in the rain, sun, snow, and ice. She still loves to grab it, shake it, throw it up in the air and play tug with whenever she's outside. The rubber is just now starting to crack so it's time for a new one.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2011
recommand products
Choice Oak 22 MIL x 8.7 in. W x 48 in. L Waterproof Click Lock Luxury Vinyl Plank Flooring (561.7 sq. ft./Pallet)
1006.88
Woodacres Oak 22 MIL x 8.7 in. W x 48 in. L Waterproof Click Lock Luxury Vinyl Plank Flooring (561.7 sqft/pallet)
1256.88
Choice Oak 22 MIL x 8.7 in. W x 48 in. L Click Lock Waterproof Luxury Vinyl Plank Flooring (20.1 sq. ft./Case)
91.32
Lighthouse Oak 22 MIL x 8.7 in. W x 48 in. L Click Lock Waterproof Luxury Vinyl Plank Flooring (561.7 sq. ft./pallet)
1356.88
Scratch Stone 6 MIL x 8.7 in. W x 48 in. L Click Lock Waterproof Luxury Vinyl Plank Flooring (20.1 sqft/case)
77.85